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When you find a piece of hyperbolic nonsense this lazy, it’s hard not to share it. Yes, this is the obviously GPT-generated language a new stroller is using to promote itself as nothing less than the future of parenting! What does it actually do? Here’s the irony: some of the features might actually be useful – like the automatic rock-my-baby mode with white noise machine. Unfortunately, you’ll probably never make it that far because of the unnecessarily egotistical lazy writing used across the products materials.
Of course there’s a perfect marketing lesson in this. Sometimes if you just shut up and let your product features speak for themselves, people might decide it’s the future of parenting … or they might just think it’s a pretty cute (but obscenely expensive at $2500) baby stroller. Not every product has to change the world or revolutionize our lives.